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Ask yourself doesn’t your smelly, old, half-chewed, rancid corpse deserve better? Of course, it does and so do you! For any avid funeral enthusiast knows that coffins are the centerpiece to any well planned and organized funeral. But, while an essential part of the service, coffins frequently are not treated as the works of art craftsmen intended them to be. Often they are drab, dull-colored or otherwise lacking the flair demanded of the occasion. Why settle for drab uninspiring coffins? I mean, if you are a stone throw away from keeling over why not try Poppins Coffin Toppers today! Poppins Coffin Toppers are aesthetically pleasing and provide that distinct razzmatazz mourners swoon over. Carefully crafted, Poppins Coffin Toppers come in a variety of fun colors and designs guaranteed to turn your crypt-duh into a fiesta! And did we mention that Poppins Coffin Toppers are made of one-hundred and eight percent recycled Yeti entrails making them the most necro-friendly coffin toppers on the market (except to the Yetis, of course). So whether pushing up the daisies or just kicking the bucket, don’t kill the party alongside you! Try Poppins Coffin Toppers today!



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